It has happened so many times: I hear a Bollywood dialogue and think, "Wow, this is exactly how I feel!" And guess what? Our Bollywood movies are a treasure trove of dialogues that perfectly fit some of the most hilarious parenting situations.
I've put together a list of dialogues that fit right in with the situations that every parent faces while raising their little monsters. Parenting might be tough, but there's no reason we shouldn't share some laughs along the way!
1. Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, namumkin hai
I am convinced that this is what toddlers must be evilly cackling in their indecipherable baby language as we try to change their diapers Because 'active baby ka diaper badalna mushkil hi nahi, namumkin hai'
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2. Tarikh par tarikh, tarikh par tarikh, tarikh par tarikh, tarikh par tarikh milti rahi hai ...
Struggling with your baby's vaccination schedule? You're not alone. All the pediatrician gives you is a date after date after date and the vaccination schedule never seems to end.
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3. Mogambo khush hua
When once in a blue moon you little one finally deigns to like something you've cooked for them. Yeah right Mogambo, you have now exhausted your annual quota of tasty food. Laugh at that.
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4. Ek bar joh maine commitment kar di ... uske baad toh main khud ki bhi nahi sunta
Your toddler has decided that a tube of toothpaste is the most fascinating toy in the house, even though you have cabinets full of playthings that she played with once and never picked up again. You ask her not to mess it up, but she does not listen. A few minutes later, you enter the room to find the floor and walls painted with toothpaste, while your toddler sits amid the mess, smiling innocently. You fume and ask,"Kyu kiya?? Maine mana kiya than na?" and pat comes the answer:
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5. All is well
You walk into your room and see flour strewn on the floor, moisturiser generously poured onto it, Nutella being rubbed on the sibling and water pools made in the entire house in order to "clean the mess". You keep a hand on your sinking heart and tell yourself:
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6. Kabhi kabhi kuch jeetne ke liye kuch harna bhi padta hai, aur haar kar jeetnay wale ko baazigar kehte hain
When you surrender your weapons and decide you just don't have the energy for another round of parenting. When you give in to your little one's demands just to get them out of your hair -- ice cream for lunch, extra cartoon time... you know the usual suspects -- to console yourself and assuage the guilt you say:
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7. Aaj mere paas gaadi hai, bungla hai, paisa hai... tumhare paas kya hai?
When dad is scolding the child, this is what your child says. The ultimate savior, MAA! Take that, dada.
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Do you have a list of similar funny dialogues for your parenting dilemmas? Tell us in the comments below.
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