Sleepless nights. Never-ending mounds of laundry. Infant reflux (if you do not know what this is yet, you are sure going to get to know real soon) and of course cleaning and cleaning and more cleaning.
Of course, I am not trying to scare you. This is just a not-so-subtle glimpse into what you can expect with babies. And if you already have one, then I am sure that by the end of this article you will be vigorously nodding your head.
Isn't it funny how everyone is swooning over those little innocent, harmless looking brats, who are soon about to do unimaginable things and raise hell! No one warns you about some things to come and you only get to face them first hand, when you have the little one with you 24X7!
Who made them this tiny?
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They are way too fragile. How on earth do you pick them up? You are scared you will hurt them, with a simple touch!
What's with all that mucus?
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Nosy posie Yuck!! You wipe snot, it's back there again. And who on earth developed those sucking tubes - I mean are you kidding me?
Food, food, food.
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They are almost always hungry, and have a weird way of asking for food!
Poop machines
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Who poops this much?? WHO?? Yeah right, a small baby does (God forbid the loosies)
And when you are learning to clean it.
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Table manners, anyone?
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Burps - that's actually fooling you. You keep on patting the baby and do everything to have him burp but for sure there will be some spit out and you know what? IT IS GOOD FOR THE BABY!
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Those fountains of puke - thanks to reflux
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It gets better, YOU get to clean it!
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That's it for now. You have been warned!
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