Ryan Reynolds is known as many things: a Hollywood mega star, partner-in-crime and better half to fellow actress Blake Lively and most notably, the man who brought Deadpool to life. But that isn't only in reel life. Much like his 'merc with the mouth' superhero character Wade Wilson, Ryan Reynolds too is known for his quick wit, zingy clapbacks and dark humour. His Twitter feed is all the proof you need. It's replete with his constant Twitter comebacks to wife Blake, his hardcore fans and even actor Hugh Jackman. Even Ryan's kids aren't spared from his unique brand of deadpan humour. Here are 10 times he's taken to tweeting (while delivering some serious burns) about the hilariously tragic reality of raising kids.
His response to his daughter asking for a pet might be a little harsh.
If my daughter proves she can take care of the Fire Ants I got her, we'll get her the damn kitten.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 3, 2018
His excitement for Father's Day is palpable.
Father's Day coming up. Can't wait to be served Norovirus in bed.ADVERTISEMENT— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 11, 2018
The process of buying a child-safe car escalated very quickly.
Can't decide between a midnight blue minivan with all wheel drive and foldable rear seats or a coffin.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) April 3, 2018
His life is full of surprises and most of the time, they are pleasant ones.
Nothing better than the simple joys of finding 5 bucks in an old pair of pants, or discovering my wife and I had a second daughter over a year ago.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 24, 2018
His plans to celebrate his birthday were very different from what his kids had in mind.
My kids tried to surprise me for my birthday this morning. I totally heard them coming and snuck out to start a new life somewhere else.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) October 23, 2017
He enjoys spending time at the beach and indulging in his daughter's favourite activities.
My daughter loves being buried up to her neck in sand at the beach. Her little face lights up when I come back to get her the next day.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 16, 2017
He's a hero in every sense of the word and perfectly okay with that.
Being a Dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy-bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word hero.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 18, 2017
Disneyland may be the happiest place in the world...for him, not his daughter.
Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 30, 2017
He understands how difficult it is to separate from a child for the first time.
Damn it's hard letting your infant daughter go somewhere alone for the first time. I was a total mess dropping her off at Burning Man.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 7, 2016
He always answers all of his daughter's questions, no matter how complex they may be.
On our 6am walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it's in heaven, visiting daddy's freedom.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) October 16, 2016
Don't ever change, Ryan because the world deserves hilarious parenting gold like this.